A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, ' Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up ' !
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, ' Do you think you're stupid, Larry ' ?
' No, ma ' am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself ' !


Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
' Why do you do that, mommy ' ?
He asked.
' To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
' What's the matter.' asked Larry ' Giving up ' ?


The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, ' Larry !
What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44 ' ?
Larry quickly replied, ' NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network ' !


Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
' Yes,' said the policeman.
' The detectives want very badly to capture him.'
Larry asked, " Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture " ?


Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, ' Dad, why are you doing that ' ?
His father replied, ' Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, ' Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.'


If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here.
Pass Larry on with a smile...






Love Ya, ~Barbara