trash in the sand

small swells (to surf)

sand in the shorts tee hee

jellyfish?

sand crabs. no martini, not and STD! just little crabs the size of a quarter (on the east coast anyway) who crawl into your suit....

Seaweed

Here in Ontario women are allowed to go topless in public. On the beach, those that shouldn't be topless often are and those that some of us guys would perhaps not mind seeing topless (oh what the male species has to tolerate and endure up here), usually never are. So now instead of only explaining to the child you are with as to what "those" are, you are now having to explain how they got that way! :)

Those blasted black nasty seed pods that are all over New York water ways that go right through your flip flops, not to mention your poor little feet-seas!
Ouch-esh & Ooch-esh!

Hot sand! Run!

Ha ha ha ha!
Oh, my dear, Walking Buffalo!
Too Funny!
It's actually legal in NY as well, but I've never taken advantage of it.
Perhaps when I'm older & no one wants to, or even dares to look! LMAO! :)

LMAO! not sure who's funnier buff or hiero!

speedos!

Mosquitoes & biting flies