Barbara, This is just too cute. Thank you.

loved it, thanks for sharing

Such sacred knowledge, I feel enlightened!! :)

so true although I think some buffaloes have first hand knowledge of these phrases already.

All the phases i've heard have been much...MUCH more colourful!! lol Yet people do tend to attack the innocent...

I would never! giggle snort

Guilty of all nine & then some LOL!

OMG hilarious. When I was in my 20's I had no idea what these hidden translations were. Now I know.
Just a suggestion though. Every time a woman says "Fine" she has to pay the man a dollar. Like a fine get it? tee hee hee

My wifes favorite saying is, "remember, you have to sleep sometime!"

Martini, Buff, how funny. I think I've said that to my husband Buff. Oh and knock off that "babe in the woods" stuff. We've got your number, BWAAAHH!

Martini, if we had to pay a fine, it would probably be with a dollar from our husband's wallet, LMAO!

D, your last sentence soo true. When I go to the bank they ask if I mind large bills, I say no since it only goes from my pocket to my wifes/grandsons hand anyways lol