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ok, this is sarcastic humor. If our politicians want to infringe on our religious freedom, how about something more important like:
banning these people in grocery stores who decide that in between aisles, where you are trying to navigate, is the perfect place to start a social engagement. I think Obama should work on making every store have a special social area these people can go if they seriously think grocery stores are place to do in depth visiting. Luckily Walmart by me has Subway sandwhich shops where they can go but Aldis doesn't have any and I just recently saw what looked like a while family camp out next to the canned foods and visit. I thought any moment they were going to break out the recliners and take off their shoes.
politicians who think it's their concern and duty to worry about how and what size soda we drink (Mayor Bloomberg are you listening?) Here is maybe my list of things they should worry about.
1. people not breaking into my house and stealing my PS3
2. people not breaking into my car
3. people not throwing rocks through my porch windows
(some on the list are deleted)
156. the amount of soda or sugar in soda we drink
Well, I guess it's pretty far down there isn't it.
next thing to be banned: stupid stuff on facebook
for instance, people who have nothing better to do than put a small sentence describing the fact they are going to bed now like "well, good night ya'all".
then next thing one of their buddies decides to "like" that sentence. Excuse me? beam me up Scotty.
what next?
someone goes to the toilet, shares that face on f.b. and somebody has to waste their time commenting on it?
one word names for musical "artists" (and I put that word in quotes)
Take for example the name Usher. Why that name? What he sounds like is a guy that makes music but part time will seat you in the theater and pick up spilled drinks after its over. I don't want to listen to music from a guy with that name. How about from somebody named "Duke Lightning" now that's a powerful name. I betcha somebody like that could sell more music than a guy who sounds like a low wage custodian.
But it's not his fault as this goof ball Don Ho, who was a musician when I was young, started it all with short names. I hear he has a wife named Heidi Ho and kids named Heave and Land (ok, I credit this joke to George Carlin)
next, buttons you pin to your shirt.
it's been years since I wore any and I have had no luck with them. usually one of a couple things happens (1) I accidently pierce a nipple while attaching it to my shirt (2) the button tilts upside down so that whoever wants to read it has to either tilt their head sideways or tell me to right the ship so they can actually read it (3) take button off because wearing it annoys me and I set it down and forget where I left it.
sideline reporters at football games
I seriously get the feeling these people have no idea what they are talking about when they interview the players and talk in such generic terms that I could probably both be the interviewer and the interviewee.
All right that's enough of a rant for now. I will probably think of more later
banning these people in grocery stores who decide that in between aisles, where you are trying to navigate, is the perfect place to start a social engagement. I think Obama should work on making every store have a special social area these people can go if they seriously think grocery stores are place to do in depth visiting. Luckily Walmart by me has Subway sandwhich shops where they can go but Aldis doesn't have any and I just recently saw what looked like a while family camp out next to the canned foods and visit. I thought any moment they were going to break out the recliners and take off their shoes.
politicians who think it's their concern and duty to worry about how and what size soda we drink (Mayor Bloomberg are you listening?) Here is maybe my list of things they should worry about.
1. people not breaking into my house and stealing my PS3
2. people not breaking into my car
3. people not throwing rocks through my porch windows
(some on the list are deleted)
156. the amount of soda or sugar in soda we drink
Well, I guess it's pretty far down there isn't it.
next thing to be banned: stupid stuff on facebook
for instance, people who have nothing better to do than put a small sentence describing the fact they are going to bed now like "well, good night ya'all".
then next thing one of their buddies decides to "like" that sentence. Excuse me? beam me up Scotty.
what next?
someone goes to the toilet, shares that face on f.b. and somebody has to waste their time commenting on it?
one word names for musical "artists" (and I put that word in quotes)
Take for example the name Usher. Why that name? What he sounds like is a guy that makes music but part time will seat you in the theater and pick up spilled drinks after its over. I don't want to listen to music from a guy with that name. How about from somebody named "Duke Lightning" now that's a powerful name. I betcha somebody like that could sell more music than a guy who sounds like a low wage custodian.
But it's not his fault as this goof ball Don Ho, who was a musician when I was young, started it all with short names. I hear he has a wife named Heidi Ho and kids named Heave and Land (ok, I credit this joke to George Carlin)
next, buttons you pin to your shirt.
it's been years since I wore any and I have had no luck with them. usually one of a couple things happens (1) I accidently pierce a nipple while attaching it to my shirt (2) the button tilts upside down so that whoever wants to read it has to either tilt their head sideways or tell me to right the ship so they can actually read it (3) take button off because wearing it annoys me and I set it down and forget where I left it.
sideline reporters at football games
I seriously get the feeling these people have no idea what they are talking about when they interview the players and talk in such generic terms that I could probably both be the interviewer and the interviewee.
All right that's enough of a rant for now. I will probably think of more later
hah!
I'd like to ban people who think the elderly behind the wheel of a car are better off in a pine box just because they dont zip in and out of their handicap parking spots.
"Walmart Therapist" !!!