Im in. Its time to start getting creative again anyway...

An nnouncement for the friends and family. Divorce party invitations too

That's great but we need cards for our cs. Something they conveys love but not in that naive fantasy way. "You are the sun that rises in my heart, my one true love" blah blah

more like
"No matter what difficulties we've been through, I still want to go through my journey with you"

Yep. I was thinking, "Even though I'll never be perfect, I will continue to fight for the love I know we share"

and

"You deserve more than I can ever give you, but that won't stop me from trying"

Sappy. Sweet. But sort of an admission that there are frailties.

I am very on board with "Infidelity Announcements", too. A great way to introduce full disclosure to friends and family. They wouldn't be crass or evil or vindictive, just a simple: This happened, we are choosing to (separate, work it out, whatever) and a "we hope you will support us both in our journey" kinda thing.

Then there's the cards for the affair partners from the betrayed. Again, not slimy or low life. Classy. "Though I can never condone your actions, I respect that we are both humans born with human frailties. I forgive you for your trespasses against my family, and hope that you can heal and move on without further intruding on my family."

I'm not sure I'd be good at funny ones without being an ***hole about it and something like this would have to be kept truly classy. Though really, I DO wish I had sent a card to the OW when she married that said: "Here's hoping you value your own wedding vows more than you did my husband's."

See? I'm too filled with snark for my own good. O:)

Ooo dang! I love that last one. I'm more into sarcasm but stabbing for my "bitter" cards.

I don't know if I will ever have peace with OW. She has made zero effort to have any communication. Her son is my (oc) step child. He is with our family every weekend. Its all up to her.

Come on Allora let's giggle. Give us more snarky. What mothers day card could you write fir me to give oc mother (A.K.A ow)?