A couple had 5 kids and the wife had a full time job taking care of them. But the husband seemed to always find time to go the local bar every night after supper. Every night he would hug and kiss his wife and say, "Good-bye mother of 5". Well, the wife got tired of him going out every night when she had to stay home with the kids. So one night as he was leaving, Saying, "Good night mother of 5", she said, "Good-bye father of 2". He never went to the bar again.