A big 6'4" Texan was looking at lettuce in the produce section of a store when a clerk came up and asked if he could help him. The Texan told him he needed a half a head of lettuce. The clerk to him he didn't think he could cut a head of lettuce in half just for him. The Texan told the clerk to go ask his boss. So the clerk went to the manager of the store and said, "There's a big idiot over there that wants a half a head of lettuce". Just as he was saying this, the Texan walked up behind him. And the clerk said, "And this fine gentleman wants the other half."