A guy's walking around New York when he sees a penguin waddling towards him on the street.
The guy picks up the penguin and walks with him over to the nearest cop car.
The guy says to the cop, " Hey, I found this penguin, what should I do with him " ?

The cop looks at him and says, " Take him to the zoo, man."
So the guy and the penguin walk off in the direction of the zoo.

Flash forward a few hours, and the cop's off his shift and walking home when he
see's the guy walking towards him.
With a penguin.
The cop is feeling a little frustrated and calls out, " Hey ! I thought I told you to take
that penguin to the zoo " !

The guy calls back, " I did, now we're going to see a movie."