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> A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver
> a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
>
> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
> hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
> inches from a large plate glass window.
>
> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
> and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry,
> but you scared the daylights out of me.'
>
> The frightened passenger apologized to the driver
> and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder
> could frighten him so much.
>
> The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my
> fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.
> I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
>
> a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
>
> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
> hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just
> inches from a large plate glass window.
>
> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
> and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry,
> but you scared the daylights out of me.'
>
> The frightened passenger apologized to the driver
> and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder
> could frighten him so much.
>
> The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my
> fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.
> I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
>
Reminds me of a time I took one of those horse taxi tours in the city. They were lined up and had signs showing their fees, most were $20 for an hour tour. One Taxi sign read " I only charge $5 an hour. You guessed it I jumped in and went for the ride at the end the driver said " That'll be $25 . ??? "What" I said your sign said you only charge $5 an hour. Yes that's right he said but my horse gets $20.
I always share your jokes with my husband, Cherry....he enjoys them, too.