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The government today announced that it is changing it's national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while your're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while your're actually being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
But i like that one thanks funnny
i was inspired to parody our national anthem by the post above, however the work below is entirely my own, i take full responsibility for the outrage that it may cause. it is a true expression of my patriotism because if i did not live in our constitutionally sound republic, these words might be considered heresy, terrorism or otherwise unpatriotic as opposed to my constitutional right to dissent.
if you choose to continue to read my mockery of our nation's anthem i encourage you to embrace our founders' respect, preservation, protection and promotion of free speech, if your views are contrary enough to anger you. i just want you all to know before going into something that might upset you that i AM a patriot, i believe so much in our country and our democracy that it's hard NOT to be a little upset in these climes.
jon adam's himself would be ill beyond his years if he were to see this as a young law apprentice. thomas jefferson and even our beloved and liberal ben franklin would be ill while beholding today, tomorrow and the next four years and YOU know it. our presidents were army generals then, not sophomore senators. we had truth as our standard an tyranny as our teacher when we overcame and bonded our rights to our land in this country. there was NO new world order in our new world.
we're in shoddy shape, folks. do not read this if you think things are just great.
the new drag : and anthem that fits the squat...
oh say can you see? the big fist in your a**?
we so proudly exhale
while our rectums are screaming.
who brought roofies and lube?
to this false election year?
socialism's whores and cracked doors leave the poor's sh*t still steaming.
and our black president's hair,
makes us all think we're fair!
while the truth lays us bare to democracy's "fin de drag" flair.
oh pray that "you're oft screwed!"
still fools you this year!
for the debt of the poor and the home of our banks!
The presidency has become a dictatorship and needs it's powers checked by the governing body Congress. but they are too busy blaming the other party for fault and posturing themselves for their next election.
I must hang my head in shame that I a citizen of this once great country have sat back and watched it happen. i need to get involved to change this runaway train wreck by getting my face and your words in the open. Our discontent and fervor should be heard and felt.!
Bravo Yolk for your courage and wisdom.
I can't tell if you're jokin' on this one.
Luvs n hugs..jc
Just what I needed today
so yeah, i am not embarrassed about what i wrote, but i was worried it would be taken really badly. i did feel bad about that.
we've been screwed without condoms for the last 20 years. i will stop myself soon b/c my soapbox is wet. i have charts, statistics, everything you want to show whose little thingie did us over. i'd call it rape personally, i think i will coin the new term "political rape:" lies to promote our abuse and personal degradation. no one of any color, sex, inter-galatical persuasion could have dug us out of this hole. screaming for hope.
Sometimes I'm pretty glad to be living in such a damn tiny country :)