" I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."


" I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet.
I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."


Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident ?
A: Travelled by bus ?


A Norwich Union customer collided with a cow.
The questions and answers on the claim form were:
Q - What warning was given by you ?
A - Horn
Q - What warning was given by the other party ?
A - Moo


" On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."


" I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight."


" I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."


" First car stopped suddenly, second car hit first car, and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."


" Windscreen broken.
Cause unknown.
Probably Voodoo."


" The car in front hit the pedestrian, but he got up so I hit him again."


" I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."


" I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."


" A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face."


" In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."


" I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home.
As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."


" I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident."


" My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."


" I was thrown from the car as it left the road.
I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."






Love Ya, ~Barbara