' Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.'

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
Somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a few minutes.
When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

' When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, ' You might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp...






Love Ya, ~Barbara