[Just for LAUGHS]The Dysfunctional Section of a Hallmark Store . . .

I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love And now that you've come into my life . . . (Inside the card) - I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought religion into my life . .(Inside the card)-I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think how lucky I am . . .(Inside the card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go . . . (Inside the card)- Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday! You look great for your age . . .(Inside the card) - Almost lifelike!

When we were together, you said you'd die for me . . . (Inside the card)- Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise. 

We've been friends for a very long time . . . (Inside the card) - What do you say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you . . .(Inside the card) - It's almost like you're still here.

You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket . . . (Inside the card)-I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.

Happy Anniversary: Looking back over the years we've been together,I can't help but wonder . . .(Inside the card) - What was I thinking?

Take the time to have fun and be sure to let those"friends without faces" know how much you appreciate them.

-unknown