Friends til the end Community Group
A group for those of us here who get more from our friendships than from the available discussion groups. A place to be accepted and appreciated for who we are. Somewhere to always feel safe and know that especially on the bad days we are here for each other .A place for encouragement and love.
Arthur is 90 years old.
He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife.
“I’m giving up golf.
My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea.
As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good” sighs Arthur, “your brother’s a hundred and three.
He can’t help.”
“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” replied the brother-in-law.
“I have perfect eyesight”.
“Where did it go?” says Arthur.
“I don’t remember.”
He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife.
“I’m giving up golf.
My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea.
As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good” sighs Arthur, “your brother’s a hundred and three.
He can’t help.”
“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” replied the brother-in-law.
“I have perfect eyesight”.
“Where did it go?” says Arthur.
“I don’t remember.”
starbright1949
that is cute!
oceangypsy
Cute!
Yrod
star and ocean- - I agree it is cute
bgoodwin44
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