1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does thiis run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother.
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother.
Well were you the top or bottom? Or were you on top as the bottom or on bottom as the top? A little of both? Are you a VT? Versatile tranny?
Fun facts - Did you know that most transvestite behavior (i.e., cross dressing) is done by heterosexual males? It's true.
Did you know that transsexualism has nothing to do with gay or straight? Transsexual gender identity has to do with one's gender identification. Some pursue gender reassignment surgery and engage in heterosexual relationships while others do this and engage in homosexual relationships. The latter can sometimes double your wardrobe.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sex organs of both males and females? Gives new meaning to the term Go fuck yourself!
Quiz - So if a heterosexual female to male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who is going to do drag on Halloween, will they be more likely to put on a skirt or a suit & tie? Also, the transsexual would be identified with which sexual orientation?
Also I apologize to the transgendered community as being a transvestite or a pre-op or post-op transsexual says nothing about being slutty per se. I thought this room just needed some gender bendering this morning. There seems to be a lot of misinformation about the transgender community and I felt it was important to set it straight. Yeah I said it.
How are you doing Ozzi-fine-a? Hot piece of ass that she is. Just don't leave her alone in your apt or near your wallet. A goyl has to make a living you know and he'll cut ya too!!
Also I apologize to the transgendered community as being a transvestite or a pre-op or post-op transsexual says nothing about being slutty per se. I thought this room just needed some gender bendering this morning. There seems to be a lot of misinformation about the transgender community and I felt it was important to set it straight. Yeah I said it.
How are you doing Ozzi-Fine-A? Hot piece of ass that she is. Just don't leave her alone in your apt or near your wallet. A goyl has to make a living you know and he'll cut ya too!!
Well first off, were you on top or bottom? We're you on too as the bottom or on bottom as the top? VT? Versatile tranny? Or a versatile bottom tranny? Or a vers top tranny? What kind of tranny are you? An MTF or an FTM transsexual? Pre- or post op? Or just having a little fun playing dress up?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual makes? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
Well first off, were you on top or bottom? Were you on too as the bottom or on bottom as the top? VT? Versatile tranny? Or a versatile bottom tranny? Or a vers top tranny? What kind of tranny are you? An MTF or an FTM transsexual? Pre- or post op? Or just having a little fun playing dress up?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual makes? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
Well first off, were you on top or bottom? Were you on top as the bottom or on bottom as the top? VT? Versatile tranny? Or a versatile bottom tranny? Or a vers top tranny? What kind of tranny are you? An MTF or an FTM transsexual? Pre- or post op? Or just having a little fun playing dress up?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual makes? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
Well first off, were you on top or bottom? Were you on top as the bottom or on bottom as the top? VT? Versatile tranny? Or a versatile bottom tranny? Or a vers top tranny? What kind of tranny are you? An MTF or an FTM transsexual? Pre- or post op? Or just having a little fun playing dress up?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual males? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does thiis run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother.
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me.
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat???
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother.
Fun facts - Did you know that most transvestite behavior (i.e., cross dressing) is done by heterosexual males? It's true.
Did you know that transsexualism has nothing to do with gay or straight? Transsexual gender identity has to do with one's gender identification. Some pursue gender reassignment surgery and engage in heterosexual relationships while others do this and engage in homosexual relationships. The latter can sometimes double your wardrobe.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sex organs of both males and females? Gives new meaning to the term Go fuck yourself!
Quiz - So if a heterosexual female to male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who is going to do drag on Halloween, will they be more likely to put on a skirt or a suit & tie? Also, the transsexual would be identified with which sexual orientation?
Also I apologize to the transgendered community as being a transvestite or a pre-op or post-op transsexual says nothing about being slutty per se. I thought this room just needed some gender bendering this morning. There seems to be a lot of misinformation about the transgender community and I felt it was important to set it straight. Yeah I said it.
How are you doing Ozzi-fine-a? Hot piece of ass that she is. Just don't leave her alone in your apt or near your wallet. A goyl has to make a living you know and he'll cut ya too!!
Also I apologize to the transgendered community as being a transvestite or a pre-op or post-op transsexual says nothing about being slutty per se. I thought this room just needed some gender bendering this morning. There seems to be a lot of misinformation about the transgender community and I felt it was important to set it straight. Yeah I said it.
How are you doing Ozzi-Fine-A? Hot piece of ass that she is. Just don't leave her alone in your apt or near your wallet. A goyl has to make a living you know and he'll cut ya too!!
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual makes? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual makes? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual makes? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?
Fun facts:
Did you know that most transvestite behavior i.e., cross dressing is done by heterosexual males? It's true.
Did you know that transsexuals who have gender reassignment surgery or who want it are not necessarily gay or straight? Their gender has to do with their self-identification as male or female.
Did you know that hermaphrodites have sexual organs of both sexes? Can give new meaning to the phrase 'Go fuck yourself!'
Quiz - So a heterosexual female-to-male (FTM) transsexual has a lover who wants to dress up in drag on Halloween. Are they more likely to rock a skirt or a suit and tie? Also, what sexual orientation does the transsexual identify as?