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Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women
•Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
•Motorcycles' curves never sag.
•Motorcycles last longer.
•Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
•You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
•Motorcycles don't have parents.
•Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
•You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
•You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
• If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
•You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
•If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
•Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
•When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
•Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
• Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
• New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
•If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
•If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
• If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
•If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
•You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
•If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
•You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
•Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
•Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
•Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
•Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
•Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
•You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
• It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
•If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
•You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
•Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2000 miles.
•Motorcycles' curves never sag.
•Motorcycles last longer.
•Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
•You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
•Motorcycles don't have parents.
•Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
•You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
•You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
• If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
•You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
•If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
•Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
•When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
•Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
• Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
• New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
•If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
•If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
• If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
•If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
• You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
• You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
•You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
•If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
•You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
•Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
•Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
•Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
•Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
•Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
•You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
• It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
•If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
•You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
Reasons Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Men
A motorcycle can go for more than one ride in an hour.
Motorcycles never develop spare tires.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get you pregnant.
Motorcycles don't have relatives.
A motorcycle doesn't care what time of month it is.
Your motorcycle will let you know if something is wrong.
You don't have to kick your motorcycle to get it going.
Your motorcycle won't judge your friends.
You won't have to put your motorcycle through grad school.
If your motorcycle smokes you can do something about it.
When riding, you and your motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
One motorcycle will satisfy you every time.
Your motorcycle won't ogle other motorcycles.
If your motorcycle has high mileage, you can just get a new one.
Motorcycles don't care about breast size.
Your motorcycle will never check other motorcycles that are cooler or thinner than you.
If your motorcycle is too soft you can get new shocks.
You don't have to drink beer before your motorcycle looks appealing.
You can be proud of your motorcycle regardless of the model.
You don't have to go to Tiffany's to register your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't beat you or try to make you feel inferior.
You can ride a motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get limp.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride when you do.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a novice.
Your motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't make you late.
You don't have to primp before riding your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't complain when you use protection.
You can't get a disease from a motorcycle.
Your motorcycle won't care if you fake it.
Motorcycles are always ready to stop when you are.
Your motorcycle has a built in vibrator.
Your motorcycle doesn't have to show off in front of other motorcycles.
Your motorcycle won't lie to you.
Your motorcycle doesn't care how heavy you are.
In the morning, your motorcycle won't poke you in the back when it wants to go for a ride.
You can turn the petcock off.
Your motorcycle won't shrink when it's cold.
If your motorcycle can't fire up, you can just replace the battery.
If your motorcycle stinks you can wash it.
You don't have to cook for your motorcycle.
Your motorcycle can't ride around behind your back.
If your motorcycle is cold you can choke it.
Your motorcycle is always the right size because if it seems too small you can just get a new one.
You can keep photos of your old motorcycles.
Your motorcycle would rather go for a ride than watch sports.
Your motorcycle can go for multiple rides.
Motorcycles don't need pick-up lines.
You only have to ride your motorcycle when you want to.
Your motorcycle won't go for rides by itself.
If baldness occurs, you can replace the tires.
Motorcycles don't snore.