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The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I recently had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said......,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
I recently had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said......,
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
grannie
Yep that is what happens after 20 years.....LOL
nodrogmot
Hope his dinner was ready and waiting for him.
deleted_user
Ummmmmm !, so that is why my neighbor lady was chasing her hubby down the street with a sword and a mask. Certainly not Mr. Rogers neighborhood anymore !
PuffyChestnut
I can't picture Batman wearing stilettos, But I wouldn't put it past Superman.
Imarighter
And then he wonders why she has so many headaches?????
PuffyChestnut
How can one headache last 20 yrs?
grannie
Mr. Puff there comes a time after 20 years of a headache to get rid of it. Know what I'm sayin'?
Imarighter
I know what you're saying, grannie....and I heartily agree!
PuffyChestnut
Why wait 20 yrs?
grannie
Good question Mr. Puff, sometimes you can't see the forest for the trees.
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