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Once a King always a KING
But once a KNIGHT is never enough...
But once a KNIGHT is never enough...
knight was leaving for a crusade and so he called one
of his squires.
"I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's
chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you
may use the key."
The knight sets out on the dusty road, armored from head
to toe, and takes one last look at his castle.
He sees the squire rushing across the drawbridge, yelling,
"Stop! Thank goodness I was able to catch you... This is
the WRONG KEY."
more than once a night might be nice in deed! then again......it only might be!!! not always so!
was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt.
Except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place.
"This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this
opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?"
"Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered
workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected
his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway.
He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt
whereupon a small guillotine blade came down and cut it neatly in
two.
"Merlin, you are a genius!" said the grateful monarch, "Now I can
leave, knowing that my Queen is fully protected." After putting
Guinevere in the device, King Arthur then set out upon his Quest.
Several years passed until he returned to Camelot. Immediately
he assembled all his knights in the courtyard and had them drop
their trousers for an informal 'short arm' inspection.
Sure enough! Each and every one of them was either amputated or
damaged in some way. All of them except Sir Galahad. "Sir Galahad,"
exclaimed King Arthur, -You are the one and only true knight! Only
you among all the nobles have been true to me. What is it in my
power to grant you? Name it and it is yours!"
But, alas, Sir Galahad was speechless.