Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.
Never read the fine print.
There ain't no way you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella,
then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency
in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years,
we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos ?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint,
you are probably dead.
Never read the fine print.
There ain't no way you're going to like it.
If you let a smile be your umbrella,
then most likely your butt will get soaking wet.
The only two things we do with greater frequency
in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody
has the same size bucket.
To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely.
Do you realize that in about 40 years,
we'll have thousands of old ladies
running around with tattoos ?
Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable
to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.
Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single.
Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint,
you are probably dead.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
God has no religion.
- Mahatma Gandhi
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
- Abraham Lincoln
"When you lose, don't lose the lesson." - Dalai Lama
"Follow the three R's: Respect for self, respect for others and responsibility for all your actions." - Dalai Lama
"Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck." - Dalai Lama
"Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly." - Dalai Lama
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship." - Dalai Lama
"When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it." - Dalai Lama
"Spend some time alone every day." - Dalai Lama
"Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values." - Dalai Lama
"Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer." - Dalai Lama
"In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past." - Dalai Lama
"Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality." - Dalai Lama
"Be gentle with the earth." - Dalai Lama
"Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other." - Dalai Lama
"Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it." - Dalai Lama
"Anger or hatred is like a fisherman's hook. It is very important for us to ensure we are not caught by it." - Dalai Lama
"If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy practice compassion." - Dalai Lama
"True spirituality is a mental attitude you can practice at any time." - Dalai Lama