Club Funny Bone Community Group
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After several appointments to be inspected, detected, injected, and neglected with my new primary caretaker. He said,. I was doing "fairly well" for someone my age(I had just turned 56 ). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him: do you think I will live to be 80?
He asked, to smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
Oh no. I replied, I do not use drugs either.
Then he asked, do you eat rib-eye stakes and barbecued ribs?
I said, not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!
Then he asked, do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?
No, I don't I said.
He asked , do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?
No, I said.
He looked at me and said,... then why you even give a Shit??
This joke courtesy doctor O
He asked, to smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?
Oh no. I replied, I do not use drugs either.
Then he asked, do you eat rib-eye stakes and barbecued ribs?
I said, not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!
Then he asked, do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?
No, I don't I said.
He asked , do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?
No, I said.
He looked at me and said,... then why you even give a Shit??
This joke courtesy doctor O
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY ABOUT AGE!
I'LL BET YOU LIVE TO BE 100!...LMFAO!
SEE YOU THERE.....SAVE ME A SPOT TO SHIT!
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WORRY BOUT AGING?
I'LL BET YOU LIVE TO BE 100!...LMFAO!!
SEE YOU THERE....SAVE ME A SPOT TO SHIT!!!
THATS SO FUNNY!!!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOOO