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OLDBIKER
A man was stopped by a Police Officer for speeding. The officer asked the driver for his drivers license and the driver replied I do not have any drivers license, I lost them due to drunk driving. The Officer then asked the driver for his registration. The driver replied, I don't have any registration, I stole this car. The Office then questioned the drivers statement and said "You stole this car"? The driver said "Yes and I killed the woman to get it, her body is in the trunk"!
The officer said please set tight for a moment. He went to his car and called in for backup. In a moment, there were Police cars everywhere. The Officers drew their guns and said, "Driver, please step out if the car". The driver stepped out of the car and after he was frisked for weapons, he was asked to open the trunk. The driver opened the trunk and there was nothing there but an empty trunk. One of the chief Officers said "sir, the initial Officer on this scene said that you had stolen the car, killed the owner and placed her body in the trunk". The driver said "yes, and I bet that lying officer also told you that I was speeding too"
The officer said please set tight for a moment. He went to his car and called in for backup. In a moment, there were Police cars everywhere. The Officers drew their guns and said, "Driver, please step out if the car". The driver stepped out of the car and after he was frisked for weapons, he was asked to open the trunk. The driver opened the trunk and there was nothing there but an empty trunk. One of the chief Officers said "sir, the initial Officer on this scene said that you had stolen the car, killed the owner and placed her body in the trunk". The driver said "yes, and I bet that lying officer also told you that I was speeding too"

deleted_user
LOL!!!!!!!!!!

deleted_user
I'd have been shot,on the spot......LOL

awakendwoman
thank god i never used that excuse.lol

deleted_user
He should have fluttered his eyelashes and unbuttoned a couple buttons on his shirt instead..Gaye told me that's how "she" gets outta speeding tickets!! ahahaha!!

deleted_user
yeah,she throws the sourthern drawl thing on,and they melt.LOL..Hey Pearly,would you have let that guy off,if he showed a little man boob???LMAOO

deleted_user
lmao

deleted_user
SCOOBY........ STOP TELLING MY SECRETS. PEARLY SUE, I CAN SAY I HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE LAST FOUR TIMES I'VE BEEN PULLED OVER....... THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING........ AND SCOOBY.... SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.. LMAO!

deleted_user
LOL.........iSNT THAT THE COP,WHO HAD TO BE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL,WITH HEART FAILURE,AFTER YOU CALLED HIM SWEET CHEEKS??? lmao.

deleted_user
That was one of them......... LMAO
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