Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
1.
You hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night because ?
Because I hate getting out of my warm bed.
Because after I put my shoes on and grab a jacket, I need to find the flashlight.
Because if I had remembered to leave an empty beer bottle by the bed, I wouldn't have a problem.
2.
After a " roll in the hay, " you turn to your lover and say:
" That was nice "
" I love you "
" Roll down the window "
" I noticed you got another tattoo "
3.
You always make sure you record this show.
Grey's Anatomy
The Office
WWE Monday Night RAW
NASCAR
4.
Who do you admire most ?
The President
My parents
Jeff Foxworthy
Jack Daniels
5.
Do the directions to your house include one or more of the following phrases ?
"...so then you turn off the paved road "
"...and you make a right at the sign for Bernie's Worms "
"...and we'll be parked right next to the apple tree."
None of the above.
6.
Prom is coming up. What are you most excited about ?
This year we've got a limo.
This year my outfit is perfect.
This year my date has all their front teeth.
This year they'll have daycare there.
7.
Sometimes you can tell a Redneck just from their name.
Which of the following is your name most similar to ?
Billy-Ray, Ricky-Bobby, Cletus, Bubba, Jim-Bob, etc.
Bobbie-Sue, Dannielynn, Chastity, Charmaine, etc.
Roger, Carl, Stewart, William, Archibald, etc.
Elizabeth, Catherine, Madeline, Priscilla, etc.
You hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night because ?
Because I hate getting out of my warm bed.
Because after I put my shoes on and grab a jacket, I need to find the flashlight.
Because if I had remembered to leave an empty beer bottle by the bed, I wouldn't have a problem.
2.
After a " roll in the hay, " you turn to your lover and say:
" That was nice "
" I love you "
" Roll down the window "
" I noticed you got another tattoo "
3.
You always make sure you record this show.
Grey's Anatomy
The Office
WWE Monday Night RAW
NASCAR
4.
Who do you admire most ?
The President
My parents
Jeff Foxworthy
Jack Daniels
5.
Do the directions to your house include one or more of the following phrases ?
"...so then you turn off the paved road "
"...and you make a right at the sign for Bernie's Worms "
"...and we'll be parked right next to the apple tree."
None of the above.
6.
Prom is coming up. What are you most excited about ?
This year we've got a limo.
This year my outfit is perfect.
This year my date has all their front teeth.
This year they'll have daycare there.
7.
Sometimes you can tell a Redneck just from their name.
Which of the following is your name most similar to ?
Billy-Ray, Ricky-Bobby, Cletus, Bubba, Jim-Bob, etc.
Bobbie-Sue, Dannielynn, Chastity, Charmaine, etc.
Roger, Carl, Stewart, William, Archibald, etc.
Elizabeth, Catherine, Madeline, Priscilla, etc.
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
Wookies are offended by your B.O.
You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as "them damn Yankees."
You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.
and Blondie Sista, you know you are an honorary redneck if you are related to me.. LOL