A man was walking along a sandy beach and he found an old bottle. As he opened it and rubbed it to see if it had any identifying marks on it, a Genie appeared and said I"I am the Genie of the bottle, and I must know all about you and then, I will grant you 3 wishes." The man was excited so he told the Genie where he was from, his wife's name, what he did for a living, etc..

After the man finished, the Genie said I now will grant you 3 wishes but, there is a stipulation. Because you are a married man, your Mother-in-law will get twice what you ask for. The man thought for a few seconds and agreed.. The Genie said "tell me your first wish"! The man thought a moment and said, "I would like to have 50 million dollars. " The Genie said "ok but, remember, your mother-in-law will get 100 million dollars. The man said "That's fine with me"! The Genie granted his wish. The Genie then asked. "Now, what is your second wish? The man thought for a moment and said, "I wish for a beautiful 24 room furnished mansion with a pool".
The Genie again reminded the man that his mother=-in-law would receive a 48 room mansion, with 2 pools.
The man again said "that's fine with me". The Genie granted his wish. Now the Genie said "Sir, this is your last and final wish, give it some serious thought before you ask." The man thought for a while, and said "Genie, I am ready". The Genie asked "What then, is your wish sir"? The man answered "I want you to beat me half to death"!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!