Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them ?
A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.
Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause ?
A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.
Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse ?
A: She should tell him she's with child.
Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck ?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.
Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars ?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.
Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories ?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.
Q: Do older people have deeper sleep ?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon
Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses ?
A: On top of their heads.
Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops ?
A: ' Gee, I have one of these.'
A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.
Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause ?
A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.
Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse ?
A: She should tell him she's with child.
Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck ?
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.
Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars ?
A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.
Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories ?
A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.
Q: Do older people have deeper sleep ?
A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon
Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses ?
A: On top of their heads.
Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops ?
A: ' Gee, I have one of these.'
A: On top of their heads.
A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.
MICHELLE ALL THE WAY........LMAO
Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse ?
A: She should tell him she's with child.