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A woman is playing with her weekly bridge group, when she realizes she's late for fixing her husband's supper.
He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."
When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted Lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling Up.
She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to His dinner.
To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner.
"Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty Years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day." Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her Husband the same dish.
She told her golf partners about it and they were all Horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.
Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around when one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food Every week would do him in!
How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered Your husband?
"The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his butt."
He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."
When she gets home, she realizes she doesn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she has in the cupboard is a wilted Lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opens the can of cat food, stirs in the egg and garnishes it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband is pulling Up.
She greets her husband and then watches in horror as he sits down to His dinner.
To her surprise, the husband is really enjoying his dinner.
"Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty Years of marriage. You can make this for me any old day." Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her Husband the same dish.
She told her golf partners about it and they were all Horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed.
Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around when one of them said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food Every week would do him in!
How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered Your husband?
"The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the window sill while he was licking his butt."
deleted_user
lol good one
ALC67
Reminds me of a story a woman told about a trick she played on her brother in law. He was always complaining about her casserole so one night she put a can on 9-lives tuna in it and served it. He raved that it was the best he'd ever had and congratulated her on making such a wonderful meal. He asked what she put in it and she told him. He promptly ran to the bathroom and threw up. She's still laughing about it but her BiL doesn't complain about her cooking any more!
deleted_user
Very funny, husbands never knows what they might get fed, if they make the wife angry.
deleted_user
OMG...that is the funniest joke i have EVER heard...more please....:)
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