Christopher Dillingham, 45-years-old, and the owner of a fireworks business in Washington state decided to strap explosives to his beautiful dog Cabela’s collar, and blow her up. The dog was decapitated in the process. The crazed pyrotechnic freak said he blew up his Labrador because it was possessed by demons that his ex-girlfriend planted. Or some type of malarkey like that. He blew off his dog’s head! OMG!!!

If this isn’t disturbing enough, seems the officials in Stevenson’s Washington, a place I’ll be sure to never visit, decided that since the dog’s head was blown off, she didn’t suffer and no charges would be filed against Christopher Dillingham!

I consider myself to be a pacifist, but in this case I’d like to strap explosives to this lunatic and blow him up.

If you’re as outraged as I surely am, please call the Mayor of this cow-punk town and demand justice for Cabela. I’d give you the Mayor’s name, but apparently google can’t even find it. This number is for City Hall and surely someone there must know who the Mayor is. You can reach them at 509-427-5970!