This is a slightly less serious topic than others that we discuss in our group, and admittedly, being dictator may not be the kind of leadership position some of us aspire to, but allow your imagination to take hold for a moment...

I promoise that we'll return to more serious topics shortly.

:-)

Tell everyone to go outside, take a deep breath, and feel good. I know that's not very creative, or flamboyant, or earth shaking - but I really think it would help.

Yes, everyone, let's put on our helmets and knee-pads and elbow pads and go outside and run around until we all get dizzy and fall down - just kidding, Tmarkl! Good point, though. People probably do spend too much time indoors these days. We weren't meant to stay in our caves all the time - were were designed to run around in the woods and grasslands and deserts and chase other animals and eat them and stuff like that - have I said too much? ;-)

Anybody else?

I would use the US army for what it is supposedly intended for. To defend freedom. I would one by one fix relationships between tribes, religions, oppressors and oppressed and as a last resorce would use force to DEFEND those who are victims of imperialist or fascist regimes, such as the corpotocracy in the US and Wall Street, they'd be first to go. Banks would be bulldozed and schools built in their place, then I would throw the fucks in jail until the world was clean and safe enough for them to be rehabiltated :P


I would order all nuclear weapons and powerplants safely dismantled and make a worldwide appeal to people to go out and revolutionize our energy systems.

I would basically build towards this:

www.thevenusproject.com

:P

resort*

but I'm just playing really :)

It's all more complicated than that, but if there is food available I would order that people take it. Money would be the first to go whenever it was socially possible.