"Now, before I agree to take this job," the young applicant said, "I have one question. Are the hours long?" "Well," the manager said, "we try our best to keep them limited to sixty minutes."

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761

A man told his wife, "I don't want to go to work today. It's a jungle out there. She said, "Don't worry; I put a banana in your lunchbox."

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111

How are things at work for you? Is it a fun place to work? Do your co-workers know how to tell jokes, or do they leave that important job to you? Won't you please help us bring levity to our workplaces by telling us some jokes we can share with our co-workers? : - )

A meeting was in progress when all the lights went out. The department head asked everyone present to raise their hands. As soon as everyone complied, the lights went on again. The department head said, "We have just proved the truth of the saying, "Many hands make light work."

Light Bulb Changing Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2986457

"Unemployment isn't working."
-Author Unknown

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

'Puns' either is or are coming soon! (I don't know which, but they are under development and will be here eventually.)

When I asked for a work break, my supervisor says, "You don't need a break. We gave you one when we hired you."

Why is Christmas like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Christmas Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5576139
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5731437
3. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5731575

"I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work, the more I have of it."
-Thomas Jefferson

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

'American Presidents Humor' is now in development.

Those are so funny, thanks for sharing.

If you have access to a computer and printer, you can make all kinds of fun signs to put up around the building where you work. However, as with all activities, know when to stop before you start - you wouldn't want to do anything that might damage your career or jeopardize your job in an uncertain economy!

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Advice $0.25
Advice That Makes Sense $295.00
False Looks Of Sincerity Are Still Free

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No Sulking - Violators Will Be Persecuted

(At first glance, it almost looks like 'No Smoking - Violators Will Be Prosecuted)

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Your Mother Doesn't Work Here, So You Will Have To Clean Up Your Own Messes.

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Elevator Rides
$5.75 One-Way
$10.00 Round-Trip Ticket
$10,000.00 Lifetime Pass
Cost Of Stairway Use Varies - See Authorized Ticket Agent

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Paranoid Delusions For Sale
Guaranteed Lowest Prices In Town
Trade-Ins Accepted

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Can you suggest other possibilities?

:)

They laughed when they saw him put iodine on his paycheck. They didn't know he had an awful cut in his salary.

We've just named the office laser printer "Bob Marley." It's always jamming.

Name Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12629541

I am the oldest of several siblings. I told my youngest brother I had a new job the other day. "Great, what are your job duties?" he asked. "Well, I get to tell people where to go and what to do. I am in customer service." My brother replied, "you will be great, you have been practicing for that job ALL MY LIFE."