A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
All doors are opened and everyone lets you pass.
You can walk into any meeting without appointment.
You don't have to wear 3 colors all your life.
You don't have to have one hair do all your life.
You don't wait for anyone, they always wait for you.
You can have shoes of different heights.
Your sensitivities always have to be protected.
The living and dining rooms are yours.
You decide everything in weddings.
You decide the color of everything at home.
People change tires for you.
People carry your shopping for you.
You can kiss and hug within your gender.
In a Shopping Mall, you have a 10 to 1 advantage in the number of shops you can visit.
You get 10 to 1 advantage in weekends visiting your parents.
You can sit in the front seat in class and get better grades.
You don't get introduced second.
When you cause driving accidents, no one beats you up.
All doors are opened and everyone lets you pass.
You can walk into any meeting without appointment.
You don't have to wear 3 colors all your life.
You don't have to have one hair do all your life.
You don't wait for anyone, they always wait for you.
You can have shoes of different heights.
Your sensitivities always have to be protected.
The living and dining rooms are yours.
You decide everything in weddings.
You decide the color of everything at home.
People change tires for you.
People carry your shopping for you.
You can kiss and hug within your gender.
In a Shopping Mall, you have a 10 to 1 advantage in the number of shops you can visit.
You get 10 to 1 advantage in weekends visiting your parents.
You can sit in the front seat in class and get better grades.
You don't get introduced second.
When you cause driving accidents, no one beats you up.
-Peter Prescott
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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-Peter Prescott
One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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You may call a woman a kitten, but you must not call her a cat.
You may call her a mouse, but you must not call her a rat.
You may call her a chicken, but you must not call her a hen.
You may call her a duck, but you must not call her a goose.
You may call her a vision, but you must not call her a sight.
-Author Unknown
One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
The reason women over 50 don't have babies is because we would put them down and forget where we put them.
It's time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
Skinny people bug me. They say things like, "Sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my keys, my glasses, my address and my mother's maiden name. But I have never forgotten to eat! You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
What happens when you leave an outfit hanging in your closet for a while? It shrinks two sizes.
It's nice to live in a small town, because if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day.
-Joseph Conrad
-John Barrymore
-Author Unknown
-James Thurber
Men Humor
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-Steve Martin
Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159
-Sigmund Freud
Ziggy, could the answer be 'shoes'?
Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980
-Author Unknown
Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3037004
-Jean de la Bruyere
Appearances And Looks Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11343727
-Nancy Reagan, quoted in "Observer" (29 March 1981)
Tea Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12586878
Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707