A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Vegetarian And Vegan Humor

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Vegetables: Good food that’s good fun!
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A couple heard that their vegetarian son was coming home from university for Thanksgiving.
"Kill the fatted zucchini, Martha! Our prodigal son is returning."

Thanksgiving Day Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5288859
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Vegetarian Humor: I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

-A. Whitney Brown

Prejudice And Acceptance Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12727702
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“Animals are my friends . . . and I don't eat my friends.”

-George Bernard Shaw

Friendship Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/9053811
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“I did not become a vegetarian for my health - I did it for the health of the chickens.”

-Isaac Bashevis Singer

Chicken Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5460440
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How many vegetarians does it take to eat a cow?
One if nobody's looking.

Cow Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7980193
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Vegetarian: Native American word for ‘bad hunter’.

Native American Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12778129
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I follow a strict vegan diet. I eat only vegans.

Cannibal Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11475269
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Do you serve vegans here?
Of course, how would you like them cooked?

Restaurant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5210654
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why do we call them vegetarians and not ‘herbivores’?

Plant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6852074
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

Human Nature Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12499110
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
“I will not eat anything that walks, runs, skips, hops or crawls. God knows that I've crawled on occasion, and I'm glad that no one ate me.”

-Alex Poulos

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
How to confuse a vegetarian: Ask him or her if plants can suffer or feel pain.

Physical Pain Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12667088