A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and happy Halloween...
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
5. As a general rule, never solve puzzles that open the portal to Hell.
6. Do not take anything from the dead.
7. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
8. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
9. If you're running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shuffling along, it is still moving fast enough to catch up to you.
10. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools, for example, chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
11. Kitty has claws. That black cat may look like a harmless furball, but you are better off not trying to pick it up or pet it, and give it wide berth. Also, where there are black cats, cackling witches can't be far off.
12. If something that is 12 feet tall comes to your door, give it all the candy it wants and then run out the door past it as fast as you can in your nightmare.
If I have left out anything that should be known, please say so...
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
5. As a general rule, never solve puzzles that open the portal to Hell.
6. Do not take anything from the dead.
7. If you find a town that looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.
8. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.
9. If you're running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shuffling along, it is still moving fast enough to catch up to you.
10. Beware of strangers bearing strange tools, for example, chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.
11. Kitty has claws. That black cat may look like a harmless furball, but you are better off not trying to pick it up or pet it, and give it wide berth. Also, where there are black cats, cackling witches can't be far off.
12. If something that is 12 feet tall comes to your door, give it all the candy it wants and then run out the door past it as fast as you can in your nightmare.
If I have left out anything that should be known, please say so...
I HAVE A BLACK CAT (AND she has had her claws removed)!
I am filing a complaint with CACKLING WITCHES FOR FREEDOM FROM STIGMA!
If something "12 feet tall" comes to my door--I'M going to MAKE a BACK door in this apartment!
LOL good one as usual Beau (I call you Beau on purpose--it's my favorite "fantasy" hee hee hee hee (that's me cackling!)