A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
"Never trust a dog to watch your food." -Patrick, 10
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' - don't answer."
-Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." -Michael, 14
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list
for it." -Steven, 8
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment." -Traci, 14
"A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac." -Andrew,
9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time." -Kyoyo, 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Amir, 9
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." -Naomi, 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." -Lauren, 9
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on
the phone." -Alyesha, 13
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs at you."
-Rob, 8
"When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' - don't answer."
-Hannah, 9
"Never tell your mom her diet's not working." -Michael, 14
"If life gives you nothing but lemons, make up a better shopping list
for it." -Steven, 8
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, 11
"Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school
assignment." -Traci, 14
"A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac." -Andrew,
9
"Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time." -Kyoyo, 11
"You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk." -Amir, 9
"If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse." -Naomi, 15
"Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick." -Lauren, 9
"When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when she's on
the phone." -Alyesha, 13
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs at you."
-Rob, 8
"No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're
stuck with."
Kirsten, age 10
What Is The Right Age To Get Married?
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Camille, age 10
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Eddie, age 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
same kids."
Derrick, age 8
What Do You Think Your Mom And Dad Have In Common?
"Both don't want no more kids."
Lori, age 8
What Do Most People Do On A Date?
"Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough."
Lynnette, age 8 "
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
them interested enough to go for a second date."
Martin, age 10
What Would You Do On A First Date That Was Turning Sour?
"I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers
and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns."
Craig, age 9
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that." Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8
How Would The World Be Different If People Didn't Get Married?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Kelvin, age 8
How Would You Make A Marriage Work?
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
Ricky, age 10
"When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair."
-Taylia, 11
When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
"When they're rich."
Pam, age 7
"The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with
that." Curt, age 7
"The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them
and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do."
Howard, age 8