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A big burly lemonade stand attendant had a contest going. Anyone who could get another drop of juice out of a lemon after he squeezed it would receive $100. All the lumberjacks, oil rig workers, construction workers, and every type of strong man tried, but they all failed. Then, one day, a scrawny little man with glasses and a derby hat came around and asked to try out. Of course all the others laughed their heads off. If the other strong men couldn't do it, how could this small person possibly succeed? So the attendant got a lemon and squeezed it with all his might until no more juice was left and handed it to him. He squeezed and squeezed and by golly, not one, but four drops came out! The lemonade stand attendant couldn't believe it. He exclaimed, "How did you do that? What line of work are you in, Mister?" The answer from the little man was, "Why, I'm with the Internal Revenue Service!"
jeanne36roses
VERY FUNNY. I LIKE THAT. THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT THEY DID WITH MY STIMULUS PAYMENT...
Beaumont
I guess the moral of the story is, "Don't let the taxman get the squeeze on you," or could it be, "When life hands you lemons, give them to the IRS?"
jeanne36roses
very smooth. awesome
deleted_user
very good
deleted_user
love it;)
mycat
funny
deleted_user
Just beware the scammers, they'll sell u lemons with no juice
Beaumont
Did you hear about the young boy selling lemonade from two bowls at a roadside stand? In front of one bowl was a sign: Five cents a glass. In front of the other bowl was a sign: Two cents a glass. An old gentleman stopped, looked at the signs, and bought a glass of lemonade at two cents. He smacked his lips and ordered another. When he had finished, he asked the young boy how he expected to sell any lemonade at five cents a glass when he was offering such a good drink for two cents. The young boy began to explain his story. He told the old gentleman that his cat had fallen into the two-cent bowl about 15 minutes before, so he thought he'd better sell it out fast before the news spread too far.
Beaumont
The moral of the story is "Caveat emptor," which is Latin for "Let the buyer beware." No word on the welfare of the cat in this story.
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