Two statisticians went duck hunting. A mallard flew overhead and one statistician fired just to the right of the bird. The other statistician fired just to the left of the bird. They turned to each other in glee, and congratulated each other . . . "On average, we got him!" they cried. The mallard continued his migration.

Bird Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4825220

A millipede ran into a centipede on the street. The millipede said in surprise, "Wow, what are the odds of this?” “Oh,” answered the centipede, “about 10 to 1.”

Bug Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5079017

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population.

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13760894

“Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.”

-Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7840608

Did you hear about the scientist who put his feet in a bucket of ice and his head inside a hot oven? He said that, on the ‘average,’ he was quite comfortable!

Science Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7943401

A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

'Accounting And Bookkeeping Humor' is being assembled now.

Fun Fact: 82.6% of statistics are wrong.

Fun Facts And Trivia Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12697746

A famous statistician would never travel by airplane, because she had studied air travel and estimated the probability of there being a bomb on any given flight was 1 in a million, and she was not prepared to accept these odds. One day a colleague met her at a conference far from home. "How did you get here, by train?" "No, I flew." "What about the possibility of a bomb?" "Well, I began thinking that if the odds of one bomb are 1:million, then the odds of TWO bombs are (1/1,000,000) x (1/1,000,000). This is a very, very small probability, which I can accept. So, now I bring my own bomb along!"

Caution: Don't tell this joke at the airport – unless you want to be placed on the 'No Fly List' and never be allowed to travel by air again.

Aircraft And Flight Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10304126

Statistics show that every two minutes another statistic is created.

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761