Trudy: I see your new microscope magnifies three times.
Judy: Oh, no! And I've used it twice already!

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216097

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline baggage."
-Mark Russell

Travel Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4583203

The fabulous Wizard of Oz
Retired from business becoz,
What with up-to-date science,
To most of his clients
He wasn't the wiz that he woz.

-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

How do you turn a regular scientist into a mad scientist?
Step on his toes.

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159

"Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing."
-Wernher von Braun

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

During an eighteen-month period in his early twenties, Isaac Newton (1642-1727) invented theories of gravity, light, and color, as well as calculus. At age 85, he wrote, "I do not know what I may appear to be to the world, but to myself I have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself now and then in finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell, whilst the great unknown ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me."

After returning from the North Pole, scientist have declared with great certainty that no one is sitting on top of the world.

Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722

We're all a little different when it comes to our sense of humor. For example, whenever I see 'All Natural' or 'Fresh From Mother Nature' or anything similar on a product label, I have to laugh. I laugh on the inside, thinking to myself of things that occur in nature: poison ivy, poison oak, poison sumac, poison spiders, rattlesnakes, skunks, sharks, bears, bees, stinging jellyfish,...all perfectly natural! And I put the bottle or box back on the shelf - they're not fooling me.

Are you mad about science? How about sharing some of you science humor with us?

those are good

Yes I agree those are pretty good. Thanks for sharing

Childrens Science Exam Answers:
Q:Name the four seasons.
A:Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Filtration makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q:How is dew formed?
A:The sun shines down on leaves and makes them perspire.

Q:How can you delay milk turning sour?
A:Keep it in the cow.

Q:What causes the tides in the oceans?
A:The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no waten on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q:What are steroids?
A:Things that keep carpet still on the stairs...

Q:What happens to your body as you age?
A:When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q:What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q:What does 'varicose' mean?
A:Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section'
A: THe Caaesarian Section is a district in Rome.

Q:What does the word 'benign' mean?
A;Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Those are outstanding! Thank you, Soapy16.

:-)

Two geologists are on a field trip studying rock formations in Russia. They arranged for a pilot to fly them into a remote area, to collect some specimens. While they're there, they collect six large rock specimens to take back to the lab, for further analysis.

The pilot returns to pick them up and they start loading everything into the plane. When the pilot sees the rocks, he objects strenuously.

"Those rocks are too heavy," says the pilot, "the plane can only take four, so you have to leave two behind."

The geologists argue with the pilot, telling him that the year before, they had collected six similarly heavy rocks and the pilot had allowed them to put all of them aboard. This plane is the exact same model and capacity.

Reluctantly, the pilot permits them to put the whole lot onboard. But when they attempt to take off and leave the valley, the little plane can't carry the load. They have to make an emergency landing in the wilderness.

Climbing out of the wreckage, one geologist says to the other, "Any idea where we are?"

"Yeah, I think so," replies his colleague. "Must be about the same place where we had to make the emergency landing last year!"

Aircraft And Flight Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10304126

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."

-Mark Russell

Aircraft And Flight Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/10304126