A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Joan: What is the plural of rhinoceros?
John: Why would anyone want more than one?
What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a chocolate chip cookie?
It's very difficult to dunk a rhinoceros in your milk.
What is large, gray, and goes around in circles?
A rhino stuck in a revolving door.
What is the easiest way to lift a rhinoceros?
Put an acorn under each of its feet and wait for them to grow.
How can you tell a rhino from a banana?
Try lifting it. If you can't get it off the ground, it's probably a rhino - but it might be a really heavy banana, also.
What weighs ten tons, has a horn, and is bright red?
An embarassed rhinoceros!
John: Why would anyone want more than one?
What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a chocolate chip cookie?
It's very difficult to dunk a rhinoceros in your milk.
What is large, gray, and goes around in circles?
A rhino stuck in a revolving door.
What is the easiest way to lift a rhinoceros?
Put an acorn under each of its feet and wait for them to grow.
How can you tell a rhino from a banana?
Try lifting it. If you can't get it off the ground, it's probably a rhino - but it might be a really heavy banana, also.
What weighs ten tons, has a horn, and is bright red?
An embarassed rhinoceros!
Answer: An animal that honks before it runs you over.
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