Why did the cowboy ride his horse to town?
Because it was too heavy to carry.

Dimension And Measurement Humor
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The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming. “So what did you name the ranch?” asked his best friend when he flew out for a visit. “We had quite a difficult time,” admitted the new cowboy. “Couldn’t agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double Flying R Lazy W Triple Horseshoe Bar 8 Lucky Gem Ranch.” His friend was impressed. “Wow! So where are all the cows?” “None of them survived the branding.”

Name Humor
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What did the cowboy say to the pencil?
"Draw, partner."

Art Humor
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And now for some relatively tame humor from Big Sky Country, where the coyote howls because he's only just another lonely guy...

A man had finally saved up enough to buy his dream. He moved to Montana and bought a cabin along a river in a nice peaceful area. One day he was sitting on his front porch watching the sun make its way across the sky when a rough-looking cowboy rode up on a horse. "How do, neighbor." "Hello," said the man from his porch. "I'm from two valleys over, and I'd like to invite you to a real big party I'm throwin'," said the cowboy. "There'll be ropin' an' shootin', talkin' an' eatin', and dancin' an' fightin'. Mostly, it'll be a good time." Pleased at the invite, but a little unsure of himself, the man asked, "What should I wear?" "Well, mister, just between us, come as you are. Me an' you, we'll be the only ones attendin'."

Neighbor And Neighborhood Humor
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Cowboys: Guys who walk around in high heels.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Old ranch owner John had a small ranch in Montana. The Montana Wage and Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his workers and sent an agent out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied old John, 'There's my ranch hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $500 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a pint bottle of apple cider every Saturday.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied old rancher John.

Work Humor
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More ranch humor wanted! Please add yours . . .

How about similar to ranch humor?

There's an agricultural experiment station near where I live, and if you pay close attention driving by on a clear day, you might see the descendants of one of their experiments a few years ago, off in a far field. They figured out, you see, how to harvest beef without killing the cow, much reducing costs. What they did was breed them with grasshoppers, which produced a fine six-legged cow, and they could harvest one leg from each side with absolutely no detriment to the cow! Surely you read about it in the papers, right?
Everything went fine until they discovered all their specimens were escaping, because the fences were no longer high enough to keep them from jumping right over . . .

Fairly close to ranch humor:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It was too far to walk around.

And more in the same vein:

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.