“By the street of By-and-By, one arrives at the house of Never.”

-Miguel de Cervantes

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

So much work to do
I begin
by putting it off

-John Brandi: "Weeding the Cosmos"

Haiku Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13570029

So much work to do
I begin
by putting it off

-John Brandi: "Weeding the Cosmos"

Haiku Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/13570029

“Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.”

-Will Rogers

Will Rogers Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12491275

“All the woulda-coulda-shouldas layin’ in the sun, talkin’ ‘bout the things they woulda-coulda-shoulda done… But all those woulda-coulda-shouldas all ranaway and hid from one little did.”

-Shel Silverstein

Miscellaneous Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8390874

“The past is a guidepost, not a hitching post.”

-L. Thomas Holdcroft

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”

-Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7840608

Some tasks have to be put off dozens of times before they will completely slip your mind...

"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task."

-William James

Work Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7824279

I’d rather be a Could Be
If I couldn’t be an Are,
Because a Could Be is a Maybe
With a chance of going far......
I’d rather be a Has Been
Than a Might Have Been by far
Because a Might Have Been
Has never been but
A Has Been was once an Are.

-Author Unknown

Don't delay - please add your procrastination and past-dweller humor today! Thanks! :-)

Don't delay - please add your procrastinator and past-dweller humor today! Thanks! :-)

“Doing nothing is very hard to do . . . you never know when you're finished.”

-Leslie Nielsen

What more can I add that you haven't already posted? = )
And as a chronic procrastinator I shall put off until later any thing else. Why do today what I can put off until tomorrow

And deadlines are either a procrastinators dream or nightmare, just depends.

"Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal
hanging on of an uncompleted task."

- William James

I am tired and I will think about all this later............

You Might Be a Procrastinator if...


• You purchase new socks and unmentionables ... instead of washing the mountain of laundry on the floor. This certainly shows how impressive you truly are, since you obviously are able to find much more important things to do than laundry.

• You're in pajamas (hope THEY'RE clean)... 15 minutes before you need to be somewhere professionally, (and you DON'T model pajamas for a living!)

• You're dressing in the car on the way to your own wedding ... instead of being at the church on time. Perhaps you don't realize that you're losing the opportunity to be nervous around the people already at church who are looking forward to seeing you that way.

• You're opting to eat popcorn and watch a movie ... despite having work reports due in an hour. Keep doing it and your boss may give you a long-term opportunity to watch AS MANY MOVIES AS YOU WANT!

• You've caused a backup on the Interstate because you can't decide which exit to take. Maybe you need to "text" someone for directions. This procrastination humor might literally crack you up - lol

• There is a line out the door of the coffee shop, thanks to YOU KNOW WHO ... you can't decide if you want regular or decaf. Maybe if you made your own coffee at home, you might be alert and focused enough to bipass the coffee shop altogether.

• You buy these books about procrastination ... but you never get around to reading them.

• You keep checking Facebook every two minutes ... instead of working on that crucial newsletter...hey, you might miss something "important".