A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What did the grass say to the lawnmower?
"Just a little off the top, please."
"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
-Doug Larsen
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
-Margaret Atwood
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gruesome.
Gruesome who?
Gruesome tomatoes in my garden - would you care for some?
Have you heard about the woman who planted an herb garden?
She's having the thyme of her life!
A rash of good luck.
What did the grass say to the lawnmower?
"Just a little off the top, please."
"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
-Doug Larsen
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
-Margaret Atwood
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gruesome.
Gruesome who?
Gruesome tomatoes in my garden - would you care for some?
Have you heard about the woman who planted an herb garden?
She's having the thyme of her life!
New gardeners learn by by trowel and error.
Grow your own dope........Plant a man
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time.
My wife works over-thyme in her herb garden before she decides it is time to cummin.
Don't expect a bonsai tree to grow the miniature planting it.
. I will cut the grass only when I get Mowtivated.
. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany
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. Old gardeners never die they just vegetate.
. Gardeners like to plant their feet firmly.
. If you're a gardener you might call yourself a 'plant manager'.
Woodsman: Its bark is worse than its bite?
Dog Humor
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Color Humor
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