A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Beaumont 04/15/2009

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
-Ashleigh Brilliant

"Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
-Lewis Carroll

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
-Lucille Ball

"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself there."
-Fred Allen

"I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh."
-Jay Leno

Beaumont 04/15/2009

Do you have a favorite one-liner or quotation that you'd like to share with us? Please add it below. Thanks! : - ) : - ) : - )

Beaumont 04/15/2009

Do you have any favorite one-liner or quotations that you'd like to share with us? Please add them below. Thanks! : - ) : - ) : - )

Beaumont 04/15/2009

Do you have a favorite one-liner or quotation that you'd like to share with us? Please add it below. Thanks! : - ) : - ) : - )

deleted_user 04/18/2009

If you want the pastor to pray about your hearing . You will need to let him know the date the hearing will be.

deleted_user 04/18/2009

Your handicap is only as bad as your attitude. Your attitude may be your biggest handicap.

joebabycarrol 08/29/2009

Mitch Hedberg's (he has a sort of surfer/stoner drawl) (these are more two liners)

I helped my friend stay put. It's alot easier than helping someone move. I just showed up at his house and made sure he did not start to load stuff into a truck.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen bananna. I said no, but I want a regular bananna later..... So.... Yeahhh.

I know alot about cars man... I can look at a cars headlights and tell you..... exactly..... which..way it's comin.

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed up!

these may be mitch's below

How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a lightbult? Oh look.... a bird.

I went to an edgwise community meeting, but I couldn't get a word in.

jeanne36roses 08/30/2009

those are good

Beaumont 09/22/2009

"His judgement is so poor that he runs a risk every time he uses it."
-Edgar Watson Howe

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

Beaumont 05/27/2013

“All men are equal before fish.”

-Herbert Hoover

Marine Life Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5534658

deleted_user 05/27/2013

When in doubt,tell the truth.
Mark twain

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