"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

-Socrates

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times with the same person.

Love Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7787597

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays, and the other who never forgets them."

-Ogden Nash

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

"I should like to see any kind of a man, distinguishable from a gorilla, that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of."

-Oliver Wendell Holmes

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

-Agatha Christie, Writer
(who married one)

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

-Agatha Christie
(who married one)

History Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8034117

Marriage...well, for starters, it's hard to spell!

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552

Peter Pumpkin-Eater

Peter, Peter Pumpkin-Eater
Had a wife, but couldn't keep her.
So he put her in a pumpkin shell,
And there he kept her very well.

-Author Unknown

kept: provide for

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

"A man and a woman should choose each other for life. A long life is barely enough [time] for a man and woman to understand each other; and to understand is to love. The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well everything."

-J. B. Yeats: "Letters to His Son, W. B. Yeats, and Others", edited by Joseph Hone

"Aravis also had many quarrels (and, I'm afraid, even fights) with Cor, but they always made it up again: so that years later, when they were grown up they were so used to quarrelling and making it up again that they got married so as to go on doing it more conveniently."

-Charles Stapleton Lewis: "The Horse and His Boy" (1954)

Book Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893

"The course of true love never did run smooth."

-William Shakespeare

'William Shakespeare Humor' is in the works...

WHEN ASKED IF I HAD A GOOD MARRIAGE .I RESPONDED NOT REALLY . THEN I WAS ASK DID I EVER CONCIDER DIVORCE . I SAID NO NOT DIVORCE MUDER A FEW TIMES BUT NEVER DIVORCE.

AT CHURCH ONE SUNDAY THE PASTOR WAS TALKING ON THE 7 WAYS TO GIVE AND RECIVE LOVE. TOUCH, GIFTS, SERVICE, CARDS, WORDS BY VOICE, SONGS, POEMS AND SO ON. AS WE ALL SAT AND PONDERING THE 7 WAYS AND PONDERED OF ALL OF THEM WHAT IS THE ONE WAY WE LIKE BEST. MY HUSBAND LENED OVER AND ASK ME," WHAT WAY DO YOU LIKE BEST?" I RESPONDED TO HIM OR AT LEAST THIS IS WHAT HE THOUGHT I SAID " IT DEPENDS ON WHO I SLEEP WITH." HE THEN REPETS WHAT HE THOUGHT I SAID VERY LOUD NEEDLESS TO SAY THE THE WHOLE CONGAGATION WAS LAUGHING AS WELL AS THE PASTOR.

Every minute you spend angry with your partner is a waste of sixty seconds in which you could be enjoying your marriage.

Time Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6440761

Marriage: Nature's way of keeping people from fighting with strangers.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

Jack Sprat

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean.
-Author Unknown

Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111