A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
First Goldfish: So I guess you're not dating that terrific-looking lobster anymore?
Second Goldfish: It didn't work out. He was too shellfish.
What did the baby sardine say when she saw a submarine?
"Look, mom! There goes a can of people!"
Why are goldfish red?
Because the water makes them rusty.
"For a quarter I'll imitate a fish," said the little boy. "And how will you do that, my little man?" asked the lady. "Will you pretend to swim?" "None of those cheap imitations," said the little boy. "I'll eat a worm."
What lives in the water and goes, "Dit-dot-dot-dit-dit-dot-dit?"
A Morse cod.
Sally: Did you hear about the fish that had the measles?
Shelly: No, how is he?
Sally: Not bad. He only had them on a small scale.
Second Goldfish: It didn't work out. He was too shellfish.
What did the baby sardine say when she saw a submarine?
"Look, mom! There goes a can of people!"
Why are goldfish red?
Because the water makes them rusty.
"For a quarter I'll imitate a fish," said the little boy. "And how will you do that, my little man?" asked the lady. "Will you pretend to swim?" "None of those cheap imitations," said the little boy. "I'll eat a worm."
What lives in the water and goes, "Dit-dot-dot-dit-dit-dot-dit?"
A Morse cod.
Sally: Did you hear about the fish that had the measles?
Shelly: No, how is he?
Sally: Not bad. He only had them on a small scale.
Gil: Oh, you don't have to worry about crocodiles. The sharks scare them away.
Shark-infested banana pudding.
"Are all the fish here today?" "Now how shad I know? Am I my brother's kipper?" "No, but I've been herring things about you." "Yes, that's the halibut. But it's all a fluke." "Salmons been talking about you. They said you smelt and were a real 'eel." "Did I clam I wasn't? Don't carp on it." "I octopus your face in!" "I'm not afraid of your mussels, Squid. Don't snapper at me. I'm not your sole problem." "Whale, I'd better go. There's no porpoise in talking to you. You shark can ruin anyone's day."
The land is dirt-y and the sea is tide-y.
No, silly - Trix are for squids!
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Have you read 'Food Humor'? Click on the green letter link here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
A two-knee fish. (tuna fish)
Have you read 'Anatomy Humor'? Click on the green letter link here:
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159
Plant Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6852074
Gil: Oh, you don't have to worry about crocodiles. The sharks scare them away.
Alligator And Crocodile Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7554247