A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Dave: What weighs 2,000 pounds and flies?
Kim: I give up - what weighs 2,000 pounds and flies?
Dave: Two 1,000 pound leopards.
Kim: But leopards don't fly.
Dave: I know, I just put that in to make it hard to guess.
Kim: I give up - what weighs 2,000 pounds and flies?
Dave: Two 1,000 pound leopards.
Kim: But leopards don't fly.
Dave: I know, I just put that in to make it hard to guess.
Campbell's Cream Of Leopard Soup.
Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laugherclub/discussions/messages/2833111
No, they come that way. (Spotted, that is!)
Who met what he thought was a kitty;
He gave it a pat,
And said, "Nice little cat!"
And they buried his clothes out of pity.
-Author Unknown
Limerick Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752
Campbell's Cream Of Leopard Soup.
Food Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
Move to another place.
Geography Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7515722
Color Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12395576
The panther is like a leopard,
Except it hasn't been peppered.
Should you behold a panther crouch,
Prepare to say, "Ouch."
Better yet, if called by a panther,
Don't anther.
-Ogden Nash
Who all the year round was cross a lot
Except at Thanksgiving
When he enjoyed living
For he liked to eat cranberry sauce a lot.
-Eve Mirriam
(Ocelots a lot like leopards, but smaller in size.)
Thanksgiving Day Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5288859
No, they come that way. (Spotted, that is!)
Appearances And Looks Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11343727