There is a new brain store down the street - a man notices the brain store and goes in to see what it's all about. He sees a row of jars with the kinds of brains they have in the jars on a sign with prices for each type.

He asks the guy behind the counter: How much per ounce for those egineer brains?
The guy says: $25.00 per ounce.

How much for the computer tech brains? $30.00 per ounce the clerk says.

How much for the lawyer brains? $475.00 per ounce the clerk says.

Why so much for the lawyer brains? the man asks

The clerk replies - do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get just one ounce of brain?

Several years ago the Coca-cola Company had the advertisig slogan, "Things go better with Coke." A woman bought a six-pack of the soft drink product, but found that things didn't seem to go so well. Her car was stolen, her dog ran away, and her cat died. Worse, her husband divorced her. So she hired a lawyer who took the matter to court for her, but the judge ruled that the Coca-cola Company was not at fault. It all just goes to show that you can't make "a case" out of a six-pack! (case = 24 cans; six-pack = 6 cans)

Removable wingtips, wow, that's great, Jleemurpa! :)

During the jury-selection process, the judge asked a pro-spective juror some questions. "Have you formed any opinion about the guilt or innocence of the man on trial, Mr. Ferguson?"

"None whatsoever," Ferguson answered.

"Are you opposed to capital punishment?" the judge asked.

"Certainly not in this case."

Did you hear about the hot-shot lawyer whose client was accused of sodomy? He got the charge reduced to "following too close".

JoJo

oh my! LOL

First Lawyer: "You're a low, lying cheat!"
Second Lawyer: "You're an unmitigated liar!"
Judge: "Now that the attorneys have identified each other, let's proceed."

Lawyer: Someone paid to lie on your behalf.