A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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King Kong Humor

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How did King Kong escape from his cage?
He used a monkey wrench.
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Why did King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
The elevator was out of order.
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Have you heard about the new build-it-yourself King Kong Kit?
It comes with a monkey-back guarantee.
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Hickory, dickory, dock,
King Kong ran up the clock.
The clock is being repaired.

Poetry Humor
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Two police officers in New York City were watching King Kong climb to the top of the Empire State Building. One said to the other, "Why do you think he's in such a hurry?" "Oh, that's obvious," replied his partner. "He's got a plane to catch."

Law Enforcement Humor
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Why did King Kong climb to the top of the tall building?
Because he couldn't fit into the elevator, the big monkey!
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Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn about gorilla warfare.
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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?
“Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

Telephone Humor
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Question: How do you get King Kong to sit down and beg?
Answer: Swing a 500 lb. banana in front of him.

Banana Humor
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Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn about gorilla warfare.

Much more 'Military Humor' to come!
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King Kong trivia

In the movie Godzilla vs King Kong, the Japenese version Godzilla wins,
in the American version King Kong wins.
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i think of the nintendo game donkey kong that my husband & i got hooked on. i play diddy!