A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Who was the most famous Arabian playwright?
Sheikspeare
What is Italian, 182 feet high, and delicious?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza
What do cats read every morning?
Mewspapers
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid
Why do soldiers like autumn?
Because of all the leaves.
Got any more corny jokes to share? Come on and add a few...
Sheikspeare
What is Italian, 182 feet high, and delicious?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza
What do cats read every morning?
Mewspapers
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid
Why do soldiers like autumn?
Because of all the leaves.
Got any more corny jokes to share? Come on and add a few...
Lunatics!
What kind of crazy bugs live on the moon?
Luna-tics!
Bug Humor
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Corny Jokes
in Corny Jokes
Patient-”Doctor, I seem to get heartburn whenever I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor-”Have you tried removing the candles first?”
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
Why was the little strawberry crying?
Because his parents were in a jam.
Because the giants were playing.
Why did the hockey player color his teeth orange?
So they'd be easier to find on the ice.
Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
A tie
How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card.
What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
A pizza his mind!
Why do flourescent lights always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window pane!
Because it's too tired.
Why did the baker quit making doughnuts?
He was sick of the hole business.
Microwaves