A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Adam was wandering aimlessly around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely.
God asked him, "What's wrong, Adam?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said, "I will make a companion for you, one who will be called Wonderful. And God described Wonderful, and Adam was pleased.
"Wonderful will, however, cost you an arm and a leg," said the Lord.
And Adam was afraid to pay such a high price for friendship. And finding his courage, Adam said to God, "What can I get for a rib?"
God asked him, "What's wrong, Adam?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said, "I will make a companion for you, one who will be called Wonderful. And God described Wonderful, and Adam was pleased.
"Wonderful will, however, cost you an arm and a leg," said the Lord.
And Adam was afraid to pay such a high price for friendship. And finding his courage, Adam said to God, "What can I get for a rib?"
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish and immature and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself.
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail. And Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all of the animals in the Kingdom and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him 'Dog.'"
And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And Adam was comforted. And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."
And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being. And Adam learned humility.
And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved.
And Cat did not care one way or the other.
Second Man: I think there were ten apples. Adam 8 and Eve ate 2.
Third Man: I think there were sixteen apples. Eve 8 and Adam 8 also.
Fourth Man: I think all three of you are wrong. If Eve 8 and Adam 82, that would be a total of 90 apples.
Fifth Man: You guys don't know how to add at all. According to history, Eve 81 and Adam 82. That would be a total of 163 apples.
Sixth Man: Wait a minute! If Eve 81 and Adam 812, that would make a total of 893 apples.
Seventh Man: None of you guys understand the problem in the slightest. According to my figuring, if Eve 814 Adam and Adam 8124 Eve, that would be a total of 8,938 apples in the Garden.
At that point all of the men gave up.