"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

-Thomas Edison

Miscellaneous Humor
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Do you know how copper wire was invented?
Two lawyers were fighting over a penny...

Law And Lawyer Humor
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Question: What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
Answer: All were invented by women.

Women Humor
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Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark!

Fear And Phobia Humor
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Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows! This sad fact calls for some kind of invention to prevent the problem. Maybe laser beams or subsonic sounds or fake plastic owls/hawks?

Bird Humor
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“What is the use of a new-born child?”
-Benjamin Franklin, when asked the use of a new invention

Benjamin Franklin Humor
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“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.”

-Author Unknown

Boat And Ship Humor
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“What is the use of a new-born child?”

-Benjamin Franklin, when asked the use of a new invention

Benjamin Franklin Humor
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Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!
Student: What does it do?
Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!
Student: What is it called?
Mad Professor: It's called a window.

Architect And Construction Humor
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Rubber products melted in hot weather, froze and cracked in cold, and adhered to virtually everything until the day in the mid-19th century when inventor Charles Goodyear accidentally dropped some rubber mixed with sulfur on a hot stove. Goodyear's discovery of what came to be known as vulcanization strengthened rubber so it could be applied to a vast variety of industrial uses, including, eventually, automobile tires.

Automobile And Mechanic Humor
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What award did the inventor of the door knocker win?
The No-Bell prize.

Pun Humor
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Fun Fact: William Potts, the inventor of the traffic light, was color blind.

Disability And Handicap Humor
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