"Can't keep still all day...I like adventures, and I'm going to find one."

-Louisa May Alcott: "Little Women"

Book Humor
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Man puts on a quizzical show,
Going faster each day as we know,
Like a wheel down a hill,
We roll faster still;
But nobody knows where we go.

-C. W. Dalton

Limericks
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People's business seemingly requires haste. The average person eats in a hurry and gets dyspepsia. He walks in a hurry and gets apoplexy. He talks in a hurry and begins to stutter. He does business in a hurry and becomes bankrupt. He votes in a hurry and gets corrupt politicians. He marries in a hurry and gets a divorce. He trains his children in a hurry and creates delinquents. He makes his will in a hurry and leaves a legal contest. He dies in a hurry and goes to the devil. And his tribe steadily increases!

Moral: Slow down just a little, for haste makes a waste of the good things in life.

-Author Unknown

'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men of wit
Will condescend to take a bit.

-Jonathan Swift

Epigrams
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"Be humble or you'll stumble."

-Dwight L. Moody

Wisdom
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"Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this: that you are dreadfully like other people."

-James Russell Lowell

"After all, there is but one race - humanity."

-George Moore

'Hate And Prejudice Humor' is in development now...

"The only race that matters is the human race."

-Author Unknown

Bumper Sticker Humor
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"The only race that matters is the human race."

-Author Unknown

Bumper Sticker And License Plate Humor
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"Always remember there are two types of people in this world: those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come into a room and say, "Ah, there you are!"

-Frederick L. Collins

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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Humans are a simple breed, yet kindly in their way; they'll travel miles at break-neck speed on a hot and dusty day, and scramble through the biggest bunch of poison ivy plants, to bring a lovely picnic lunch to us hungry ants.

Bug Humor
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"People are inexterminable - like flies and bedbugs. There will always be some that survive in cracks and crevices - that's us."

-Robert Frost

Being all fashioned of the self-same dust,
Let us be merciful as well as just.

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Poetry Humor
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"Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century."

-Dame Edna Everage

"I'm against a homogenized society, because I want the cream to rise."

-Robert Frost

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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