Why did the gorilla keep falling out of the tree?
Because he built his treehouse upside down.

Plant Humor
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla my dreams, will you go on a date with me?

Knock-Knock Jokes
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"My cat good."

-Koko, a female gorilla, signing (talking with her hands) to zookeepers about her Manx kitten, which she named Lips-Lipstick.

Cat Humor
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Fun Fact: Gorillas are herbivores. They spend most of their day foraging for food and eating bamboo, leafy plants, and sometimes small insects. Adult gorillas can eat up to 30 kilograms (about 66 pounds) of food each day.

A rich man went on vacation to the jungle. The tour guide said, "Whatever you do don't touch the purple gorilla." The rich man said, "O.K. I won't." Three weeks later, the rich man said to himself, "I have to touch that purple gorilla." So he touched the purple gorilla. As soon as he touched him, the purple gorilla turned around and chased the rich man to his car, onto a train, in a bus and at the airport. As soon as the man was relaxed in first class, the purple gorilla caught up to him, of course! The purple gorilla touched the rich man and said, "You're it!"

Gorilla

A giant gorilla came to tea,
Whoever asked him? It wasn't me.
He came in through the kitchen wall,
It took six chairs to seat him all.
He drank his tea straight from the pot,
And sandwiches - he ate the lot.
He poked the jellies to make them wobble,
Then swallowed them up with just one gobble.
All that remained on the plate was the cake,
There was nothing else for him to take.
When he'd eaten that I showed him the door,
And hoped he go now there was no more.
Instead he ate the door as well,
Except for the knocker and the bell.
After that he at last decided to go,
Who invited him? I'd like to know.

-Martin Honeysett

Poetry Humor
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Now it's your turn. Do you have any gorilla jokes to add to these?

Those are cute, Beaumont

Who is the Gorilla's favorite U.S. President?
Hairy Truman!

American Presidents Humor
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Fun Fact: Gorillas are largely herbivores. They spend most of their day foraging for food and eating bamboo, leafy plants, and sometimes small insects. Adult gorillas can eat up to 30 kilograms (about 66 pounds) of food each day.

Vegetarian And Vegan Humor
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A rich man went on vacation in the jungle. The tour guide said, "Whatever you do, don't touch the purple gorilla." The rich man said, "Okay, I won't." Three weeks later, the rich man said to himself, "I have to touch that purple gorilla." So he touched the purple gorilla. As soon as he touched him, the purple gorilla turned around and chased the rich man to his car, onto a train, in a bus, and at the airport. As soon as the man was relaxed in first class, the purple gorilla caught up to him, of course! The purple gorilla touched the rich man and said, "You're it!"

Game And Toy Humor
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Now it's your turn. Do you have any gorilla jokes to add to these?

Why do gorillas have big fingers?

Have ever you seen a gorilla's nose?